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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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