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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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