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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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