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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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