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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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