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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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