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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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