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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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