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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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