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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Squishy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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