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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Squishy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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