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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jelly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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