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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Snort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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