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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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