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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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