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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gizmo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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