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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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