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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Toby eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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