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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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