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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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