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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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