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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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