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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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