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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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