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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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