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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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