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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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