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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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