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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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