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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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