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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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