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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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