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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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