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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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