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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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