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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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