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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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