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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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