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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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