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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Molly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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