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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pennywise eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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