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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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