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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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