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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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