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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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