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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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