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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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