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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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