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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Weasley eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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