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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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