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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hermoine eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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