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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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