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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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