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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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