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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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