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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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