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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rex eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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