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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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