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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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