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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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