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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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