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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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