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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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