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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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