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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Piper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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