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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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