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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Piper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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