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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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